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Data "I Will Soon Be Functioning Within Normal Parameters" Mug - Star Trek: The Next Generation

Data "I Will Soon Be Functioning Within Normal Parameters" Mug - Star Trek: The Next Generation

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For mornings when “normal” requires a little extra help, this Data-inspired mug is here to save the day. With the phrase “I will soon be functioning within normal parameters,” it’s perfect for Trekkies who rely on their coffee to feel operational. Complete with a yellow Operations Division stripe and two and a half pips, it’s a fun nod to Data’s classic line and his coffee-dependent fans!

This product was made by Trekkies for Trekkies.

💙 Designed in London by Matt & John 💚

Material: Sturdy Starfleet-grade ceramic

Size Options:

  • 11 oz – 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter (for a quick boost before boldly going)
  • 15 oz – 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter (ideal for long shifts on the bridge)
  • 20 oz – 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter (for the ultimate caffeine command center)

Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe—tested for everything but warp speed

Origin: Crafted on Earth’s eastern hemisphere (in China), printed just for you Sturdy Starfleet-grade ceramic

This mug doesn’t just materialize out of thin air (we’re still working on that replicator tech). Each one is made to order, which takes a bit longer, but it helps us avoid excess stock and keep things eco-friendly. Thanks for helping us keep the universe clutter-free!

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