For those mornings when coherent thoughts seem like an alien language, this “Will Make Sense After Coffee” mug is the perfect companion. Inspired by Picard’s legendary encounter with the Tamarians, one side of this white ceramic mug reads “Will make sense after coffee,” while the other displays the iconic phrase “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.” With a red command stripe and four gold pips like Picard’s Starfleet uniform, this mug humorously bridges cultures—and caffeine levels. Great for TNG fans who need a bit of extra help translating before their first cup!
This product was made by Trekkies for Trekkies.
💙 Designed in London by Matt & John 💚
Material: Sturdy Starfleet-grade ceramic
Size Options:
11 oz – 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter (for a quick boost before boldly going)
15 oz – 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter (ideal for long shifts on the bridge)
20 oz – 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter (for the ultimate caffeine command center)
Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe—tested for everything but warp speed
Origin: Crafted on Earth’s eastern hemisphere (in China), printed just for you Sturdy Starfleet-grade ceramic
This mug doesn’t just materialize out of thin air (we’re still working on that replicator tech). Each one is made to order, which takes a bit longer, but it helps us avoid excess stock and keep things eco-friendly. Thanks for helping us keep the universe clutter-free!
